So today

I was having a really ugly day. Like a hello new pimples bloaty kinda day and then LL Cool J’s Around the Way Girl came on and I really felt like he was talking to me. It just overwhelmed me and my booty shorts immediately started hugging my ass right. Had I not been driving I woulda tied my shirt in a knot. I don’t know what it was but it was magical and I just want to send up a praise for the healing wonder that is LL Cool J’s sexy.